tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13233668.post112430699936906733..comments2023-07-04T03:34:33.608-07:00Comments on A Sheltered Town: Ben StilleraShelteredTownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17023718497033268662noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13233668.post-1174326625404567242007-03-19T11:50:00.000-07:002007-03-19T11:50:00.000-07:00I think I love you.I think I love you.Precourthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13128335172041536732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13233668.post-1170367140789931562007-02-01T13:59:00.000-08:002007-02-01T13:59:00.000-08:00he is so hothe is so hotAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13233668.post-1168410648380038592007-01-09T22:30:00.000-08:002007-01-09T22:30:00.000-08:00I came across this shithole after I typed in "I ha...I came across this shithole after I typed in "I hate Ben Stiller" in google. I'm drunk. <BR/><BR/>The girl, who started this crap, she's kinda funny. She's got about a one in three chance of not being a turned out whore. Not terrible odds. Good luck.<BR/><BR/>The pink can go.<BR/><BR/>I'm a Jew. We don't get offended when you talk about us. We're used to it. We laugh about it when we're at our expensive clubs, where you serve us. <BR/><BR/>Ben Stiller sucks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13233668.post-1124752129308569852005-08-22T16:08:00.000-07:002005-08-22T16:08:00.000-07:00blogspamblogspamCraig Schwarzehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11156017639962303656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13233668.post-1124673659480133332005-08-21T18:20:00.000-07:002005-08-21T18:20:00.000-07:00that we choose to lurk in the shadows ... or post ...<I>that we choose to lurk in the shadows ... or post anonymously</I><BR/><BR/>Isn't that "pathetic" and "insecure" as well?<BR/><BR/>C'mon admit it - you're a jaded ex-boyfriend...Craig Schwarzehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11156017639962303656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13233668.post-1124633160767445872005-08-21T07:06:00.000-07:002005-08-21T07:06:00.000-07:00There are some very random posts on this blog. It ...There are some very random posts on this blog. It is FUNNY!J Incarnatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11310801117317804566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13233668.post-1124620062820756472005-08-21T03:27:00.000-07:002005-08-21T03:27:00.000-07:00Well, I can't blame you for your hatred of Ben Sti...Well, I can't blame you for your hatred of Ben Stiller. He's the ultimate crap actor for anyone with a juvenile and unsophisticated sense of humour. But hey, have you seen Rip Torn in Forty Shades of Blue. He is great and it's a great film. Guilty by association? I think not. Anyway, I like your blog. You're a smart chick.Rosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11958466182204788248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13233668.post-1124583766884881862005-08-20T17:22:00.000-07:002005-08-20T17:22:00.000-07:00If I find your anonymous post I don't want a cooki...If I find your anonymous post I don't want a cookie....I want an image of you,Shelby,in a sexy bikni...One or two piece who cares I bet you look awesome in a swimsuit or bikni. After all you're very pretty. ^^Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13233668.post-1124522234637143932005-08-20T00:17:00.000-07:002005-08-20T00:17:00.000-07:00So, really...what are your thoughts on Ben Stiller...So, really...what are your thoughts on Ben Stiller, yo? I can honestly say that a lot of the shite that's been released with "BS" as the leading man have been "crap-tacular" to be mild. That said, as someone who lives and works in the town where all that dross gets slapped on the ass and submitted to the viewing public, I'd like to say that these dudes (actors) take on whatever gets the greenlight. Forget about trying to build "a body of work" these days...they've lucked out (occupationally) and they know it...I've rapped with people like O.Wilson and V. Vaugh (whom you hate twofold =) and from what I know of them based on the latter, they're just doing what works. Mind you, Zoolander, both of the Fockers and forget about Starsky & Hutch which stars a trifecta of actors you, Shel, love hatin' on (Stiller, Wilson and Vaughn) and Will Ferrell in a small role too too!...Personally, I thought Snoop Dogg's role was a trifle over-unctious/ stereotypical but that's not my beef here)...To be certain, Stiller's no Brando or DeNiro or Pacino (and not just because his surname doesn't end with an "o") but he's still working, which ANY actor in this town (that you've ever heard of, including Christopher Walken who said as much straight to my face) will knuckle up and tell you is better than NOT working as an actor...it's best to get paid for a role in a piece of turgid pap than to get a day job slingin' romoulade and creme broule (just ask Jack Black). In short, don't hate on the ho' because he/she's plying their trade when/where opportunity knocks...most of the flicks you've mentioned were aimed at the fanzine set who like to keep abreast of the latest flick starring their favorite TigerBeat cover models and to some, Stiller may be this...not here...Still, I'll ask you, have you seen <A HREF="http://www.allmovie.com/cg/avg.dll?p=avg&sql=1:173447~C" REL="nofollow">Permanent Midnight?</A> I was shocked that Ben could act, but he did so in that film...the soundtrack was top rate too but I digress...Having said all that, it's easy to sit in the peanut gallery but it's another thing to actually be in the shite doing it...naysayers be damned...To that end, I try not to throw salt in an actor's game from afar but sometimes you gotta get real and call them out. That's human nature...if the movie stinks, by all means do your thing but bear this in mind: not every film released will be a Desperately Seeking Susan (joke)...like Johnny Witherspoon said in Hollywood Shuffle, "ho's gotta eat too." I wrote a piece about that last on the chronicles, wanna <A HREF="http://ceep71.blogspot.com/2005/02/hollywood-ho-cakes-star-bellied.html" REL="nofollow">read it?</A> Laters, Shel...<BR/><BR/>PS. shoot me a line to that ghost blog, yo...1.CeeP.Crash Pryorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10863410723496984244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13233668.post-1124504789696197272005-08-19T19:26:00.000-07:002005-08-19T19:26:00.000-07:00Very Interesting...Shelby the AI ChatbotVery Interesting...Shelby the AI ChatbotAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13233668.post-1124495083875203532005-08-19T16:44:00.000-07:002005-08-19T16:44:00.000-07:00I am a musical robot.I am a musical robot.aShelteredTownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17023718497033268662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13233668.post-1124483836005509382005-08-19T13:37:00.000-07:002005-08-19T13:37:00.000-07:00I don't think anybody here actually knows a shelte...I don't think anybody here actually knows a sheltered town. I think she is a computer program.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13233668.post-1124438950480271532005-08-19T01:09:00.000-07:002005-08-19T01:09:00.000-07:00Wow! I am the first person to comment on this post...<I>Wow! I am the first person to comment on this post from a list of almost 50 potential other people. Anyways, I have never seen Zoolander, or any other Ben Stiller movie, so I don't really know anything about him. </I><BR/><BR/>That comment gets funnier every time I read it...Craig Schwarzehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11156017639962303656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13233668.post-1124436077673163172005-08-19T00:21:00.000-07:002005-08-19T00:21:00.000-07:00Manatees are kinda like midgets...they're cute whe...Manatees are kinda like midgets...they're cute when you see them in pictures,but at the same time...they die early, and nobody really cares. I think you should review Titanic...because icebergs are hot.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13233668.post-1124429712567117352005-08-18T22:35:00.000-07:002005-08-18T22:35:00.000-07:00A pity that the Starship Troopers movie wasn't as ...A pity that the Starship Troopers movie wasn't as good as the book or even the animated(cg)tv series.<BR/>Still it had some moments.<BR/><BR/>Overall though Hollow Man was awful.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13233668.post-1124426330613231562005-08-18T21:38:00.000-07:002005-08-18T21:38:00.000-07:00It was Nominated for Oscar...Yeah - for best Visua...<I>It was Nominated for Oscar...</I><BR/><BR/>Yeah - for best Visual Effects. A pretty well deserved nomination to, I think.<BR/><BR/>Its not a Verhoeven film unless some chick gets her boobs out. I dont know why - maybe he is a sad little man.<BR/><BR/>Starship Troopers is still one of my favourite films though...I had a long time crush on Dina Meyer...Craig Schwarzehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11156017639962303656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13233668.post-1124410331684096812005-08-18T17:12:00.000-07:002005-08-18T17:12:00.000-07:00I said...You are more enjoyable when you review th...I said...<BR/>You are more enjoyable when you review things you like, much more creative. Don't be a 'Ben Stiller', break out of this rut. Critics are best in praise, by my opinion. We can all gripe but when we show the true ingenuity of a project and those who created it we are doing a service. I'd would prefer to read your wonderful prose of intrigue for a movie that is obscure and unique. Stop watching sh*t.<BR/>(i forgot my f*cking blogger password)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13233668.post-1124405459452241672005-08-18T15:50:00.000-07:002005-08-18T15:50:00.000-07:00That has set the stage for us to really get in the...That has set the stage for us to really get in the mood and also complain about the worst movie that ever was amde by some person taking one too many hits from the bong.<BR/><BR/>I nominate Hollow Man in the 10th spot of the top ten worst movies ever.<BR/><BR/>My short but to the point review<BR/><BR/>Whose voyeuristic fantasies was this film helping to express? I thought I was going to see an updated retelling(not that there is one thing wrong with the original) of James Whale's The Invisible Man only to find that I was watching a film about a man that turns invisible and uses his powers to caress and grope one sleeping woman's breasts, rape another woman just after she got out of the shower, spy on two people making love, lift skirts, and do other adolescent things. This film was god awful<BR/><BR/>It was Nominated for Oscar...Are people smoking crack when they watch this type of movie...err I mean whayever u get on you shoe when u walk along a dirty alley.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13233668.post-1124404644058880292005-08-18T15:37:00.000-07:002005-08-18T15:37:00.000-07:00Shelby is complaining about the things that are wo...Shelby is complaining about the things that are worth complaining about. Absolutely crappy good for nothing movies, Conceited actors, etc etc.<BR/><BR/>I hardly ever watch the movies from hollywood anymore. It pisses me off that they don't take a chance,and instead they release the same crap month after month such as bad guy(alien or whatever) vs good guy or good gal. <BR/>The plots of these movies are done in such a simplistic manner. <BR/>It's too bad they wouldn't make more good movies that have a few good plot twists.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13233668.post-1124395835107152782005-08-18T13:10:00.000-07:002005-08-18T13:10:00.000-07:00It's the truth.But, if you scroll down a few posts...It's the truth.<BR/><BR/>But, if you scroll down a few posts, you'll notice that I do write about things I like.aShelteredTownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17023718497033268662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13233668.post-1124392242416719302005-08-18T12:10:00.000-07:002005-08-18T12:10:00.000-07:00I said... why don't you write about something you ...I said... <BR/>why don't you write about something you like? <BR/><BR/>Essentailly she is the type of woman who enjoys bitching and complaining.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13233668.post-1124367305078933382005-08-18T05:15:00.000-07:002005-08-18T05:15:00.000-07:00Ben Stiller and Jack Black seem like they're suppo...Ben Stiller and Jack Black seem like they're supposed to be funny. I still think, "Oh, Jack Black's in that? Should be funny." But then I remember that every movie apart from School of Rock he's done has been bad. <BR/><BR/>Stiller, on the other hand, has yet to make a funny one. Owen Wilson? I just don't get that. He should be waiting tables in Irvine.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09149694202473496291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13233668.post-1124349587946030002005-08-18T00:19:00.000-07:002005-08-18T00:19:00.000-07:00I'm a fan of most of the Frat Pack's stuff - Zoola...I'm a fan of most of the Frat Pack's stuff - <I>Zoolander</I> is probably my favourite - but hey, to steal a line from <I>Anchorman</I>: "agree to disagree".<BR/><BR/>With the whole 'Ben Stiller as the hot guy', I thought that was the joke in <I>Dodgeball</I> - he was so repulsive but thought he was awesome? I agree he's kinda funny-lookin'. Steven Anthony Lawrence and he should never have kids.<BR/><BR/>What about Luke Wilson? Owen's brother? Where do you stand on him?Angushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18202460902644198009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13233668.post-1124333786048419372005-08-17T19:56:00.000-07:002005-08-17T19:56:00.000-07:00I am anti-symantec...That is pretty funny in an ug...<I>I am anti-symantec...</I><BR/><BR/>That is pretty funny in an ugly way...Craig Schwarzehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11156017639962303656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13233668.post-1124331254114074152005-08-17T19:14:00.000-07:002005-08-17T19:14:00.000-07:00I liked Zoolander, and I liked There's Something A...I liked Zoolander, and I liked There's Something About Mary, but other than that I see your point.<BR/><BR/>Whether it be Along Came Polly or those Focking movies, Stiller has been mediocre and unfunny in a lot of movies lately.<BR/><BR/>I liked Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers, but I haven't seen him in many other movies so I'm not really sure if I like him yet.<BR/><BR/>Owen Wilson has a very, very odd nose.<BR/><BR/>If you talk smack about Will Ferrell again, I'll choke you to death with your own hair.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com