Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Star Wars: Episode III

I fully intended to review the new Star Wars movie without ever seeing it, or any other Star Wars movie ever made.

It would have been a hilarious, well written commentary on the fans, the creator, and the movies themselves but alas,
The King has beat me to it.

I could never challenge Maddox, so go read his
article, bitches.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, clearly this joker has no life, no sense of irioy, and no imagine. Your the kind of person that like to critic everything and right off as lame. Movies aren't always supposed to be live changing. In fact this series was so far aheah of it time that if you don't appreciate it.... Well your the typcial geek, that we talk about. You might as well go watch a Mike Moore movie, or choose a ford focus instead of a Shelby because it's more econimal.

Come join the living and get over your depression.

Anonymous said...

whoops critique

Anonymous said...

whoops--- economical.

Anonymous said...

now that you've been told. I'm waiting for your response to the gramatical errors. ooooh ahhhh. Use the force!

Dickolas Wang said...

This
seems apropos.

A Sheltered Town said...

Let me rewrite that for you:
"Well, clearly this joker has no life, no sense of irony and no imagination. You're the kind of person that likes to critique everything and write it off as lame. Movies aren't always supposed to be life changing. In fact, this series was so far ahead of its time, that if you don't appreciate it, then you are the typical geek that we talk about. You might as well go watch a Michael Moore movie, or choose a Ford Focus instead of a Shelby because it is more economical. Come join the living and get over your depression."

Now the fine folks who read this blog will be able to understand your commentary. Sense of irony? It’s unfortunate that you fell for Maddox’s trap so easily. His clear intent was to piss off Star Wars nerds that take the movies way too seriously. Mission accomplished.

Oh, and great job hiding behind the “anonymous” post option.

Dave Harty said...

Well, clearly this joker (word not found...suggestion: anonymous) has no life...

Ashley said...

I would like to see a review of Hollow Man by you.